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the ultimate irony

Your name is DAVID JAKE STRIDER, formerly ROXANNE JANE STRIDER, but you just go by DAVE. You are a FEMALE-TO-MALE TRANSGENDER, but ONLY YOUR BROTHER knows that. You are SIXTEEN YEARS OLD, and HOME SCHOOLED. You dropped out of highschool last year due to being PICKED ON and DISCRIMINATED AGAINST. You are very sensitive when it comes to your body FUCKING YOU OVER since you were IN THE WOMB. You may have turned to SELF ABUSE at one point in your short life to DEAL WITH your PROBLEMS, but you DON'T DO THAT SHIT ANY MORE.

You love RAP MUSIC, mixing SICK BEATS on your TURNTABLES, and being a COMPLETE SHUT IN WITH NO REAL LIFE FRIENDS.

you type like this and have no skills with grammar what so ever. you also tend to misspell words sometimes, but spell check helps a lot.

(Independent Dave Strider from Homestuck RP blog.)

Posts tagged john egbert

Feb 4 '12
moxel:

deviantart, i always loved you but sometimes i just don’t understand what you want from me.

moxel:

deviantart, i always loved you but sometimes i just don’t understand what you want from me.

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Feb 2 '12
rhayfalkcross:

syupon:

so gay marriages are legal in washington now ???? (⊙‿  ⊙✿)hmmmmmmmmmmmmm

 AW YEAH

rhayfalkcross:

syupon:

so gay marriages are legal in washington now ???? (⊙‿  ⊙✿)hmmmmmmmmmmmmm

 AW YEAH

312 notes (via rhayfalkcross & syupon)Tags: john egbert dave strider homestuck

Feb 1 '12
zipra:

I only make quality posts I swear.
TG: okay this isn’t cool
EB: come on get up and get it!
TG: i dont even have legs
TG: just give it

zipra:

I only make quality posts I swear.

TG: okay this isn’t cool

EB: come on get up and get it!

TG: i dont even have legs

TG: just give it

253 notes (via rhayfalkcross & zipra)Tags: davesprite dave strider john egbert homestuck

Jan 31 '12

captaincrapster:

AND THEN THEY WERE UNITED. 

And then I went to take a midterm.

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Jan 31 '12
rhayfalkcross:

strixes:

captaincrapster:

Dear Samm: I wanted to do your god tier instead, but after painful seconds hours of scouring your blog for your title, I gave up and opted out. I figured you’d be cool with some Johndave instead. Happy birthday!
In which John has headgear and Dave has a newly acquired scoliosis-correcting back brace.

this is very good. I had a friend who had to wear a back brace and she would tell various people to punch her stomach and they would all walk away with sore fists LMAO.
also john you look like a sweet QT ahh

 This. Just so fucking precious.I am dying.

rhayfalkcross:

strixes:

captaincrapster:

Dear Samm: I wanted to do your god tier instead, but after painful seconds hours of scouring your blog for your title, I gave up and opted out. I figured you’d be cool with some Johndave instead. Happy birthday!

In which John has headgear and Dave has a newly acquired scoliosis-correcting back brace.

this is very good. I had a friend who had to wear a back brace and she would tell various people to punch her stomach and they would all walk away with sore fists LMAO.

also john you look like a sweet QT ahh

 This.
Just so fucking precious.
I am dying.

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Jan 30 '12

(Source: greysoldblog)

527 notes (via rhayfalkcross & greysoldblog)Tags: john egbert dave strider homestuck

Jan 24 '12
eyecandyburns:

it supposed to be inspired by Glosoli - Sigur Ros
but im in rush? and stopped listening to it cause i was too concentrated…
so, John was dreaming and having a nightmare i guess? poor john…

eyecandyburns:

it supposed to be inspired by Glosoli - Sigur Ros

but im in rush? and stopped listening to it cause i was too concentrated…

so, John was dreaming and having a nightmare i guess? poor john…

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Jan 23 '12
ectojams:

lol

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Jan 21 '12

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Jan 20 '12
ivori:

this is stupid
some people get art block and they can’t draw anything. I get art block and I can’t draw anything but shitty doodles of striders and egberts
so here’s this thing from my sketchbook
Dave is singing how do I live

ivori:

this is stupid

some people get art block and they can’t draw anything. I get art block and I can’t draw anything but shitty doodles of striders and egberts

so here’s this thing from my sketchbook

Dave is singing how do I live

292 notes (via ivori)Tags: dave-strider brofriend blogging block that if you don't want my stupid dj spam homestuck dave john john egbert davexjohn johnxdave dj hammertime sketch fanart my art art block doodle

Jan 19 '12
blackoutballad:



i love them as a pairing but i also love them when theyre just being the dorkiest bros

blackoutballad:

i love them as a pairing but i also love them when theyre just being the dorkiest bros

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Jan 19 '12

sLEEP TIME.

pupaforeverinflight:

i still have those

and they still fit

56 notes (via )Tags: dave strider gamzee makara tavros nitram john egbert karkat vantas homestuck