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the ultimate irony

Your name is DAVID JAKE STRIDER, formerly ROXANNE JANE STRIDER, but you just go by DAVE. You are a FEMALE-TO-MALE TRANSGENDER, but ONLY YOUR BROTHER knows that. You are SIXTEEN YEARS OLD, and HOME SCHOOLED. You dropped out of highschool last year due to being PICKED ON and DISCRIMINATED AGAINST. You are very sensitive when it comes to your body FUCKING YOU OVER since you were IN THE WOMB. You may have turned to SELF ABUSE at one point in your short life to DEAL WITH your PROBLEMS, but you DON'T DO THAT SHIT ANY MORE.

You love RAP MUSIC, mixing SICK BEATS on your TURNTABLES, and being a COMPLETE SHUT IN WITH NO REAL LIFE FRIENDS.

you type like this and have no skills with grammar what so ever. you also tend to misspell words sometimes, but spell check helps a lot.

(Independent Dave Strider from Homestuck RP blog.)

Posts tagged davesprite

Feb 1 '12
zipra:

I only make quality posts I swear.
TG: okay this isn’t cool
EB: come on get up and get it!
TG: i dont even have legs
TG: just give it

zipra:

I only make quality posts I swear.

TG: okay this isn’t cool

EB: come on get up and get it!

TG: i dont even have legs

TG: just give it

253 notes (via rhayfalkcross & zipra)Tags: davesprite dave strider john egbert homestuck

Jan 19 '12
that game ruined my life
i not only lost my best friend
but i lost my brother
my session just barely won
everything was returned to normal
bro is alive again
john is as well
earth was returned to normal as if none of that shit ever happened
the only ones that remember are me and rose and john and jade
bro remembers too
the trolls are living on earth now too
they remember
i hate that game
it almost ruined my life
i’m glad everything is better now
i wake up every morning thinking bro and john are dead
but then i get a pile of smuppets dropped on me
and ive never been happier to see them

that game ruined my life

i not only lost my best friend

but i lost my brother

my session just barely won

everything was returned to normal

bro is alive again

john is as well

earth was returned to normal as if none of that shit ever happened

the only ones that remember are me and rose and john and jade

bro remembers too

the trolls are living on earth now too

they remember

i hate that game

it almost ruined my life

i’m glad everything is better now

i wake up every morning thinking bro and john are dead

but then i get a pile of smuppets dropped on me

and ive never been happier to see them

55 notes (via zindrozaan)Tags: dave-strider Davesprite