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the ultimate irony

Your name is DAVID JAKE STRIDER, formerly ROXANNE JANE STRIDER, but you just go by DAVE. You are a FEMALE-TO-MALE TRANSGENDER, but ONLY YOUR BROTHER knows that. You are SIXTEEN YEARS OLD, and HOME SCHOOLED. You dropped out of highschool last year due to being PICKED ON and DISCRIMINATED AGAINST. You are very sensitive when it comes to your body FUCKING YOU OVER since you were IN THE WOMB. You may have turned to SELF ABUSE at one point in your short life to DEAL WITH your PROBLEMS, but you DON'T DO THAT SHIT ANY MORE.

You love RAP MUSIC, mixing SICK BEATS on your TURNTABLES, and being a COMPLETE SHUT IN WITH NO REAL LIFE FRIENDS.

you type like this and have no skills with grammar what so ever. you also tend to misspell words sometimes, but spell check helps a lot.

(Independent Dave Strider from Homestuck RP blog.)
Jan 30 '12

(Source: greysoldblog)

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