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the ultimate irony

Your name is DAVID JAKE STRIDER, formerly ROXANNE JANE STRIDER, but you just go by DAVE. You are a FEMALE-TO-MALE TRANSGENDER, but ONLY YOUR BROTHER knows that. You are SIXTEEN YEARS OLD, and HOME SCHOOLED. You dropped out of highschool last year due to being PICKED ON and DISCRIMINATED AGAINST. You are very sensitive when it comes to your body FUCKING YOU OVER since you were IN THE WOMB. You may have turned to SELF ABUSE at one point in your short life to DEAL WITH your PROBLEMS, but you DON'T DO THAT SHIT ANY MORE.

You love RAP MUSIC, mixing SICK BEATS on your TURNTABLES, and being a COMPLETE SHUT IN WITH NO REAL LIFE FRIENDS.

you type like this and have no skills with grammar what so ever. you also tend to misspell words sometimes, but spell check helps a lot.

(Independent Dave Strider from Homestuck RP blog.)

Feb 16 '12

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Striderglitch Submitted:

My Stridersense is tingling. A Strider’s in this house.

You seem like my bro, but I can’t shake a feeling you’re different.

Oh well, you seem legit. Good enough for me.

Sup.

>Stare at screen for fifteen minutes.

>Try not to cry.

>Start bawling.

>Send answer anyways.

hey

not much

just being lonely

waiting for the bro of my timeline to come home

nbd

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Feb 6 '12

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Feb 6 '12

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((STRIDERCEST NSFW))

YOU ARE NOW TALKING TO A RANDOM FUCKASS. SAY SOMETHING, ASSHOLE!
▲: how rude
▲: first he doesnt talk to me for three weeks and then he disconnects just as i was telling him a secret
▼: Sounds like a real asshole, dude.
▲: the biggest of assholes bro
▲: just wondering
▲: but what would you do if i got a piercing?
▼: Laugh and wonder where you got it.
▲: its my belly button actually
▲: for completely ironic reasons i swear
▼: Well it's better than I was expecting.
▲: where did you think i got it?
▲: my dick?
▲: fuck no
▲: that sounds painful
▼: Hahahaha, when you come to your bro asking him what he'd say if you told him you got a piercing, it's not exactly something that sounds as nice as a belly button piercing, bro.
▲: well i wasnt expecting that
▼: Well now you can.
▼: Just say, 'hey bro, i got that hole in my stomach to look more appealing'.
▲: i probably should have done that
▲: it didnt hurt as much as i was expecting either
▼: Usually they don't. I got my tongue pierced once. Now that shit hurt.
▲: i got my tongue done too
▲: and yeah that hurt
▲: my tongue is still swollen too
▼: Good god, when did all this happened and why wasn't I allowed to come?
▲: yesterday and because you were asleep when i left
▲: http://www.popularpiercing.com/images/flower-belly-button-ring-with-dangling-butterfly-and-teardrops-p26609-3-1.jpg
▲: i got the pink one in right now
▼: Fuck that's just beautiful. Glad you picked the pink. I'm sure it fits nice with your skin tone.
▲: it looks amazing actually
▲: i have a few manlier ones too
▲: http://www.viciousstyle.com/images/extraimages/grenadebellyringgreen.jpg
▲: i have one like that but with red stones
▼: You're just set for this, aren't you?
▲: you bet i am
▼: Welp. As long as you take care of it and I don't have to pay a doctor's bill for them having to rip it out of you.
▲: im taking good care of them dont worry
▼: Yeah yeah. Good. Also. What the fuck were you going on about you telling some kid a secret?
▲: i was trying to tell him about my piercings and he just ditched me
▲: no big deal
▼: Who? Egderp?
▲: nah
▲: just one of the trolls
▲: hes a douchebag normally so im not surprised
▼: Oh. Well yeah fuck him. I think your piercings are fucking cool.
▲: thanks bro
▲: i have to say they were completely worth it
▼: I bet they were. Mine was too until I let it grow up.
▲: thought about maybe getting my nipples or nose done actually
▲: they both sound painful as fuck though
▼: The nose probably wouldn't be so bad. The nipples though.. Yeah those sound pretty fucking bad.
▲: i think the nipple piercings would be pretty hot and worth the pain
▲: but im not sure if ill look good with the nose piercing
▼: Yeah, not a lot of dudes can pull off the nose piercing. The nipple piercings would be hot though. I guess in the right light they would be worth the pain, too.
▲: so you think i should get them done?
▲: my nipples not my nose
▲: i think ill leave the nose piercings to the girls
▼: Yeah sure, why not? And yeah, best leave it to them.
▲: cool
▲: you wanna come with me this time or am i gonna go alone again?
▼: Hell, I'll go with you this time.
▲: awesome
▲: ill probably end up going tomorrow
▲: so you want me to wake you up if you asleep when i want to leave?
▼: Yeah, just come wake me up. Hell I might even be awake. Just let me know.
▲: okay
▲: i can do that
▼: Awesome.
▼: Now go find that asshole and tell him about your fucking awesome piercings.
▲: i dont feel like it right now
▲: im not really in the mood for dumbasses
▲: ((Hey, do you happen to have skype/aim/yahoo?))
▲: ((Or tumblr/
▲: ?))**
▼: ((I totally have a tumblr~))
▲: ((Oh, awesome dude. What is it? I wanna follow you))
▼: ((Mrstridersexual))
▲: ((Pfff- best tumblr dude. XD My dave tumblr is turntechgodheart, my main is a2kyoungp2iioniic or thela2tgemiinii, my siide blog is ob2iidiian, and I tihnk that's it))
▼: ((Oh-- I get that a lot. And dude-- way to go on having blog names for my favorite troll~))
▲: ((XD Well, I followed you on my Dave tumblargh))
▼: ((I'm totally following your everything~))
▲: ((Awesome dude.))
▲: ((Now, like, anwyays, wanna skip until they go get Dave's piercings, or just skip until after or what?))
▼: ((We can skip to after-- that would make a lot more sense and be so much easier))
▲: ((Yeah. Para or script style?))
▼: ((I'm fine with any really, Para is what I'm usually good at though))
▲: ((Lets go with para then))
▲: ((Also, quick question. Opinion on Stridercest?))
▲: ((Kind of question I guess))
▼: ((I'm honestly fine with it--- But I totally understand if someone isn't))
▲: ((I totally just double fist-pumped in happiness))
▼: ((xD))
▲: ((Want me to post first btw?))
▼: ((That-- would be awesome because I'm shit at first posts /sob))
▲: ((Okay. :3 I have most of it typed up already. XD )
▼: ((xD))
▲: ((Also, one more kinda question thingy. Are you okay with FtM!Dave? Because that's mainly what I play. I can change it if needed though))
▲: ((Actually, no, nevermind, he's just gonna have a penis for this one))
▲: ((If we rp in the future though, I guess I still need to know?))
▲: ((IDK i'm confusng myself))
▼: ((xD Well I totally was cool with it, I think that's precious))
▼: ((No it's cool~ Totally I'm generally cool with everything))
▲: ((Or maybe I'll just go with Dave being hella flat-chested... Yes, I'll go with that.))
▲: Dave grimaced as he sat down on their futon, feeling his shirt brush against his newly-pierced chest nubs. Holy fuck, that hurt more than he thought it would. Shit. He wasn't expecting that much pain. He fought against the urge to whine, happy his chest was flat enough to pass as a boy's when bare. Shit shit shit his nipples /HURT LIKE FUCK/.
▼: Bro stared over to him and tried to suppress a small laugh as he could tell that uncomfortable look on Dave's face meant he didn't expect that much pain. "Do you regret it at all bro? Was it worth it?" He had to hand it to Dave. It seems like he could be groaning and whining at this point. He definitely had his man face on.
▲: "I'm not sure if it was worth it yet. I'll be able to decide-shit!- one the swelling goes down." He replied, close to just giving up and taking his shirt off. Not that he really cared about being shirtless in front of Bro.
▼: The laugh sneaking out as he heard the curse, he shook his head. "You want me to get you some ice or something? Fuck how horrible that would be though. No no I'll just get you some advil or something." He mumbled to himself as he walked into the kitchen and looked around the bottle of medicine. "You need anything while I'm up?"
▲: "Yeah, grab me some apple juice too. Please." He sat up carefully, pulling his shirt off and tossing it behind him onto the floor before sitting back again, hands curling into fists against his clothed thighs. "Do we still have those pain killers from the time I broke my arm during a football game?"
▼: Bro paused and looked into the cabinet pulling out the small bottle. "Yeah amazingly." Pouring out two tablets into his hand, he reached into the fridge to grab a small bottle of apple juice. "I forgot we had this, fuck. Hope it's not expired." Handing him the bottle of apple juice before sitting down next to him. Holding the pills out for the other. "I'd say nap it off, but shit, the chances of you sleeping with that is slim."
▼: ((Also--- I have to go do laundry really quick, but I'm just saying it'll take me a few minutes to reply.))
▲: He swallowed the pills then gulped down the whole bottle of apple juice, then shifted to lay on then futon. "Fuck. At least my tongue isn't swollen anymore." Which he stuck out to show off his tongue ring, which he was quite proud of. ((http://www.freakrings.com/mint_stripe_koosh_ball_tongue_67_prd1.htm the black one. :3 ))
▼: He smiled over to her as she stuck her tongue out. "Yeah, now you can drink down what you need to take more pain killers." Laughing a bit as he opened a drink for himself and leaned back onto the futon. "If you need anything else, just ask okay?"
▼: ((Sorry that took so long. ; A ;))
▲: ((That's perfectly okay, sweety. :3 I understand that stuff. And also, you'd still refer to Dave as male. As we have been the entire rp))
▲: "I'll make sure of it. Fuck. Any idea of when they aren't going to be so fucking sore anymore? My tongue doesn't even hurt anymore, but I think this is a different situation all together."
▼: ((I DON'T KNOW WHY I SAID HER. /sobs multitasking mind-- I apologize. xD))
▲: ((It's okay. XD Just felt like I needed to point that out anyways))
▼: "Well it might take a day or two. And it's going to get worse before it gets better. You just have to fight through it." reaching over to pet Dave, he couldn't help but feel like he should've stopped him.
▲: Dave nuzzled into the touch slightly, closing his eyes. He loved that him and Bro were so close. He loved that he could just walk around their apartment in just boxers and not feel self-conscious or anything. And he loved his Bro. Maybe more than he should, but, it wasn't like he was going to act on his feelings or anything. "Yeah. I'm sure it'll be worth it when the pain's gone, though." He smiled, peaceful, happy.
▼: Bro smiled back to Dave as he watched him nuzzle into his hand. "I'm sure it will too. As long as you're happy." He whispered back as he closed his eyes, relaxing. That was something he could always do around Dave he couldn't do with anyone else. Letting his guard down was kind of like an ultimate form of trust when it came to Bro. He never really was calm unless he was at home. Dave was the only person to really see him relax.
▲: There was a long, comfortable silence before Dave opened his eyes, looking up at Bro, cheeks tinted pink. He almost never blushed. "Bro?"
▼: Bro opened his eyes as well and stared for a moment. "Yeah? What's up?" Did he fall asleep like that? Fuck for how long?
▲: "Just hypothetically, but, um," He turned away shyly, cheeks burning brightly now, "Would you hate me if I said I wanted you to be my first?" Oh fuck, that was hard to actually say out loud. Dave was tensed slightly, as if ready to jump up and run at a moment's notice.
▼: He looked to him for a moment and thought. "You really wouldn't want to find someone better? I just.. I don't want to disappoint you or anything.." He wouldn't mind at all, really. Honestly he just wanted Dave to be happy.
▲: He shook his head, still looking away. "No. I wouldn't be able to find anyone better. You're the only person I trust enough to do something like that with..." It was true. He didn't trust anyone as much as Bro. Not even John.
▼: Nodding, he smiled softly. "We'll worry about that another day though. You don't need to be worrying about sex anyway, kid." Reaching to run his hand through Dave's hair again as he tried to calm the other one down.
▲: "I'm sixteen, bro. Not twelve. And even if I am lacking in the dick department, I still have the same needs as a teenage boy. Which is worse for me since I can't really do shit." He pointed out, relaxing, perfectly calm now.
▼: Bro sighed lightly and nodded. "Yeah I know. You're preaching to the choir believe me." He mumbled as he moved to sit closer to Dave and pull him close, kissing the top of his head softly. "Just tell me when, and you have my complete attention. Alright?"
▲: "Um... How... h-how about now?" He looked up at him, a bit shyly. He'd actually opted to not wear his shades today, surprisingly enough. His freckles were nearly invisible with the bright red covering his cheeks.
▼: Pausing for a moment, he pulled away to stare at him for a moment before leaning down to kiss Dave softly. Pulling away after a few moments to look to him again. "Are you positive about this?" Making sure to ask again. He was always afraid that he'd push Dave into something he wasn't comfortable with.
▲: Dave nodded, blush slowly starting to fade. "Yeah... Absolutely..." He gave a small, nervous smile. He shifted slightly and rubbed his thighs together uncomfortably. Already, just from thinking about it, he was getting turned on.
▼: He smiled softly and kissed him again softly, leaning run his fingers through his hair again gently. Trying to keep Dave's comfort in mind as he gently nipped at his bottom lip.
▼: ((ALSO. I'M SHIT WITH SMUT. I mostly do fluff and stuff.. SO LIKE-- I TOTALLY APOLOGIZE IF I FUCK UP.))
▲: ((I haven't actually gone all the way with his Dave yet sooo.... Same goes on my end.))
▲: Dave gasped quietly, parting his lips slightly. he pulled away to sit up, moving to sit in Bro's lap, straddling him, their bodies pressed fully against eachother as he pressed their lips together again.
▼: Bro smiled softly against his lips as he ran his hands down Dave's sides. Careful to miss his chest as he moved to kiss dave's neck softly. His hands running down to rub at the small of Dave's back slowly. "And you tell me if I'm hurting you, alright?" Pulling away from Dave's neck to ask. He was taking extra precaution. The last thing Bro wanted to do was hurt him.
▲: "Of course. Stop worrying so much." He rolled his eyes, giving a small smile. He leaned his head back, exposing his neck to bro. "Come on... By the time we actually get to the point, my boxers are going to be soaked." Okay, maybe he was over-exagerating a little.
▼: Bro laughed "Hey, you mean a lot to me, okay?" Smiling as he started to kiss more at his neck. "And don't give me that much credit, now." Working his hands down into the rim of Dave's pants, humming against his neck softly.
▲: He rolled his eyes, staying completely relaxed. He reached up to run his finger's through Bro's hair lightly, loving this attention so much. "You don't plan on fucking me with a smuppet, do you?" Honestly, Dave wouldn't be surprised.
▼: Running his hands back up Dave's back he smiled as he took off his shades. "Only if you wanted." This went along the lines with 'I won't do anything to you that you don't want done' rule.
▲: "Hm..." He thought for a moment, then shrugged. "Sure. Why not. It sounds kind of hot, actually. Do you still have that one red one with the vibrating nose?"
▼: "I always have to keep a few on me." He said with a soft smile as he pat the side of her thigh gently, his silent notion to ask her to stand up. "We can just move to my room where it's more comfortable, while we're at it."
▲: He slid off Bro's lap. He'd never actually been in the older male's room before. "Sounds good to me." He shrugged, toeing his red converse off, socks following.
▼: Bro simply stripped his shirt off on the way there and opened the door for the other as he took his shoes off as well. "Just make yourself comfortable." He told Dave as he started to look around for said smuppet. Where the fuck did that thing go...
▲: Dave pushed his skinny jeans off, leaving his boxers on before going to lay back on the bed, watching Bro quietly, shyly almost.
▼: Finding it, he threw it up onto the bed. "I'm sorry it's so fucking messy in here." Bro murmured as he stripped his socks off. "I haven't cleaned in centuries." Moving onto the bed he moved to kiss Dave again softly. "Still feeling okay about this?" Bro asked again softly as he softly trailed his hand down Dave's stomach, resting his hands on his hips.
▲: "Yeah. Looking forward to it, actually." He smiled slightly, cheeks burning red again. He leaned up to return the soft kiss.
▼: Smiling into the kiss, he ran his hands down between his legs to rub softly as he trailed kisses along his neck. He could only hope he wasn't pushing Dave too far. As nervous as this made him, he was still happy he was pleasing Dave.
▲: Dave shivered slightly, biting his lip and tilting his head back again. He shifted slightly, hips rolling up of their own accord. He couldn't help the quiet 'please' that slipped from his lips.
▼: Bro smiled again, biting lightly at the skin on Dave's neck as he rubbed a bit harder. He felt bad because he knew Dave didn't want to think about still being a girl downstairs, but he couldn't help but wonder how she planned to do this. "Does that feel alright?"
▲: He gasped shakily, hips twitching slightly. "Y-yeah... That feels great... Y-you can go a-a-a-ahead and t-take my boxers off, b-by the way..." He bit his lip again. Dampness was beginning to seep through the cloth by now.
▼: He couldn't help but smile at the others eagerness. "Alright,alright, calm it down." He said as he pulled his hand away to pull off Dave's boxers. Smiling as he got a rather pleased reaction from the other. "Now In your circumstances, sweetheart, Not to be a downer or anything, but which way should you have me use?" Might as well ask now before the going gets going and can't stop.
▲: "Just... just um..." Well, this was a little awkward for him. "...Wait, there's more than one way?" Dave was a bit ignorant when it came to that stuff. He'd never been comfortable enough with himself to look at porn or anything like that. Honestly, he'd never even touched himself before.
▼: "W-well... In your case there are two ways. There's the vaginal way... and theres well.. the other way." He didn't really see this coming. The talk of the male birds and bees.. "Fuck I'm sorry, bro. I should've taught you about this earlier.." He groaned trying to think of a simple way to do this.
▲: "Well just like um... do it like... just... normally I guess..." Oh god, poor Dave was so confused.
▼: He stared up at Dave and sighed leaning to kiss him softly. "I'm sorry. I'll make sure it feels amazing though, alright?" He said as he reached back down inbetween his legs to rub gently as he kissed at his neck again. God, minutes into this and he already fucked up. Way to go.
▲: Dave relaxed again quickly, closing his eyes. Fuck, now he was starting to feel self-conscious. He pushed the shy feelings to the back of his head, panting softly. The painkillers had kicked in and his nipples weren't sore anymore, so that made him happy.
▼: Bro found himself rubbing over Dave's sides as well trying to relax the other. His fingers gently brushing past a nipped as he trailed kisses down to Dave's chest. A finger probing into Dave, softly, as he looked to him looking for any signs of pain or discomfort.
▲: He gasped quietly, but didn't seem to be in any pain. With the way he shudder, it more seemed that it felt good. He was incredibly tight and hot around even just that one finger, very slick as well.
▼: Bro leaned to kiss at the small nipple piercing softly as he started to work a finger in and out of Dave slowly to open him a bit. This was going to be a rather lengthy process after all.
▲: He moaned softly, rocking down on the finger needily, whimpering. "P-please, Bro..." He begged quietly, a bit overwhelmed by the unfamiliar pleasure.
▼: He couldn't help but lean up and kiss the other. Shushing him softly as he carefully he pushed in a second finger. Trying to stretch him just a bit more.
▲: "A-ah!" He cried out softly into the kiss, tensing slightly around the fingers. That stung a little bit.
▼: Instantly Bro stopped. "Fuck are you okay?" He said pulling away to look Dave over. Shit he'd done it...Taking one of the fingers back out, he pressed the one back into him, moving it around slowly. "I-It's going to hurt a little because this is your first time. When you feel like you can handle more, just say so alright?"
▲: "Bro, you didn't hurt me.... I'm okay, really... Stop worrying so much... If I lived through getting my nipples, bellybutton, and tongue pierced, I can live through this. It felt good, I promise." He reassured him softly, leaning up to kiss him lightly. "I'm not made of glass... I'm not going to shatter at any second."
▼: He laughed a bit and nodded. "Sorry just.. you mean a lot to me and if I manage to hurt you, I'm just going to feel like complete shit.." He whispered as he took that as a sign to keep going, pressing another finger into Dave slowly.
▲: "Like you said, it's going to hurt. I'll be okay, Bro. I can take a little pain. It'll be worth it." He rocked down on the fingers slowly, gasping softly.
▼: Smiling he eased the two fingers in and out of Dave. Smiling softly at the others reactions. At least he wasn't hurting as much. "Just so long as you're happy." He whispered again as he kissed and sucked softly onto his neck.
▲: He moaned quietly, enjoying the attention he was receiving from his beloved brother. And, fuck, this felt amazing too. He wanted more.
▼: Kissing up his chin and lightly on the lips as he eased a third finger into the other. This should be about right. Licking at Dave's bottom lip slightly as he playfully nipped at it.
▲: Dave moaned helplessly into the kiss, reduced to a trembling mass of pleasure and nerves. "Bro, please... please, I'm ready.... I need more than just fingers..."
▼: He smiled and nodded. "You've got it, sweetheart." He said softly as he reached over to the smuppet and turning it on to a medium setting. Nudging it to Dave's opening to tease him slightly.
▲: He whined softly, trying to buck down on the smuppet, whimpering. A few more quiet pleas left his lips.
▼: Pushing it into him softly, Bro looked to the other for a sign of pleasure. "That feel good?" He whispered as he leaned to kiss at Dave's neck again. It looked like it felt good, at least.
▲: Dave's eyes went wide and he arched slightly, toes curling. Closing his eyes again, he nodded, panting softly. "O-oh god, Bro...."
▼: He couldn't help but smile at the other. Easing the nose of the smuppet in and out of Dave gently, he started a slow rhythm for the other.
▲: Quiet moans and mewls left Dave's lips, and he rocked his hips up, matching the other's rhythm. He couldn't get over how good this felt.
▼: He reached to turn the dial to high to see how he'd handle it. It was also starting to become difficult to ignore his own growing arousal as he watched the other. Fuck, he just looked so good... He had to focus though. This was Dave's night, not his.
▲: Dave's cries grew in volume, and he was starting to tense, beginning to get close. He didn't want to come quite yet though. "B-Bro, s-s-stop, I-I'm g-g-gonna..." He struggled to warn him.
▼: He pulled the smuppet from Dave as he cried out. Staring for a moment as he waited for Dave's orders. "But, isn't that what you wanted?"
▲: "I-I want to cum with y-y-you in me...." He murmured shyly, looking away, cheeks flushed a heated pink, chest rising and falling rapidly.
▼: He raised an eyebrow and stared for another moment. "Y-You... really?" He was a bit shocked. He didn't really think he wanted it that way. Moving to unbutton his pants he looked back to Dave. "Positive? Believe me, once I get going I won't be able to stop." He admitted, rather shamelessly.
▲: "I know... And even just that thought is nearly enough to drive me over the edge... Please, Bro..." He spread his legs, opening himself up to Bro eagerly.
▼: He nodded and moved inbetween his legs, pumping himself a few times before easing into Dave. Fuck it really was a tight fit. Wincing slightly, he eased himself in and out of the other and started a slow rhythm again, moving to softly kiss Dave's neck.

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Feb 6 '12

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((JohnDave))

turntechGodhead [TG] joined chat
ectoBiologist [EB] joined chat
EB: dave?
EB: dave! hi!
TG: hi john
EB: how's my best bro today?
TG: absolutely horrible
TG: this goes passed the normal sixteen year old highschool angst too
EB: why?
EB: what happened?!?
EB: has someone hurt you?
TG: yeah they did
TG: i dont want to talk about it though
EB: i will kill them.
EB: what did they do?
TG: i dont want to talk about it
TG: ill already have to talk about it in a few days right now i just want to get over it
EB: okay.
EB: well if you want to, you can tell me anything.
EB: i'll be here to hold you and all that shit.
TG: yeah i know
TG: i think im going to move in with you
TG: is that okay?
EB: i've got room.
EB: come stay with me!
TG: bro just kind of left a few weeks ago without telling me and hasnt called yet or anything
EB: oh... well you should come up.
TG: im planning on it
EB: i'll hug you like no tomorrow.
TG: im not sure how i feel about physical contact yet
TG: so
TG: just gentle hugs at first okay
EB: the gentlist.
EB: until you're comfortable, no hugs at all.
TG: thanks man
EB: no problem.
EB: you can count on me. <3
TG: youre the best
TG: im booking my flight now
EB: good.
EB: i can't wait for you to get here!
TG: i cant wait to get there either
TG: will you and your dad be able to pick me up from the airport?
EB: of course.
EB: i'll be waiting patiently
TG: cool
TG: my flight leaves in an hour
TG: so i should probably get going
EB: i'll be at the airport don't worry.
TG: awesome
TG: ill see you in a few hours then
TG: ((Wanna skip until Dave gets to the airport?))
EB: ((sure!))
EB: ((brb))
TG: ((cool. para or script style?))
EB: ((papa
EB: ((para, whoops spelling))
TG: ((XD issues?))
TG: ((and want me to start?))
EB: ((general typoing eith big fingers on a tiny netbook. also, can you start))
EB: ((*typinf. with))
EB: ((*giving up now))
TG: ((yes, i can start XD ))
EB: ((wooo thanks!))
TG: Dave looked around quietly as he stepped out of the terminal, trying to spot John and his dad in the crowd. The albino that stood at only five foot one inch looked tiny with all the other people around him. He eyes were covered by his shades as usual, and other than that he was just wearing red skinny jeans and a hoodie, along with red converse.
EB: John looked around for Dave, it was hard to spot him in the crowd at first due to his shortness (A fact John at that point was not aware of.) But as soon as a man in a suit gave way the red jeans and shades were a dead give away. "Hey Dave! Over here!" John called out to him, waving his arm frantically in the air.
TG: He looked towards the sound, then walked over calmly, giving a small smile. "Sup, Egderp." He greeted, holding his arms open for a hug. "Come on. Don't hold you on me."
EB: John smiled back. "Haha, sup." He gently hugged Dave just as he had promised over pesterchum. "There. A gentle hug, you okay with that?" He didn't saty like that for long, pulling back after a few seconds.
TG: "Yeah. Very okay. It's nice to see you, John. and holy fuck why are you so tall?" For some reason Dave thought that John would be shorter than him...
EB: "Haha! I thought you'd be the tall one. Turns out you're just adorable short." John thought he'd be the one looking up at Dave, not the other way around. "Anyway, dad's waiting in the car, coming?"
TG: "Sh-shut up... I'm not adorable..." He huffed, blushing lightly. He was incredibly easy to get flustered. "Yeah. I'm coming."
EB: "Yes you are. Shush." He signalled for Dave to follow him and walked out to his dad's car.
TG: He followed silently, pouting slight to himself. He looked aroudn quietly, not sure how he felt about the unfamiliar setting yet.
EB: "Hey Dave, you okay?" He asked as they arrived at the car, opening to door for him before getting in.
TG: He climbed in, buckling up. "Yeah, I'm fine. Just thinking."
EB: "Thinking about what? You can tell me."
TG: "Valentine's Day is coming up and I'm still single. Typical teenage stuff." He shrugged.
EB: "Awwww, poor you Dave! If it makes you feel better this derp is still single too."
TG: "That doesn't surprise me." He teased, smiling again. His poker face wasn't as perfect as he insisted it was.
EB: "Honestly I don't think anybody's surprised." John stuck his tongue out at him in response. "Hey what happened to being an emotionless coolkid?"
TG: "Maybe I'm not as emotionless as I told everyone." He shrugged, grinning at John brightly. He really was happy to be near his best bro finally.
EB: "Well I like it. You're kinda cute like this." John grinned back at him. "And I mean that in a totally non homo way of course."
TG: "Of course. Um, is it okay if I take a shower first thing when we get to your house? I wasn't able to take one yet today."
EB: "No problem. While you're staying with me you can do whateeeeeeeever you want." There was a voice from the front of the car. 'Within reason.'. "Uhh, yeah, within reason."
TG: "Yeah, of course. No drugs, drinking, or selling my body on the corner, right?" He was joking of course.
EB: "Exactly. Though I would have something to say if you were doing that too."
TG: "I'm not, don't worry." He laughed softly, still grinning. He was still so much like a child.
EB: "Good. Otherwise I'm sorry but there's be no letting you out of my sights." John found Dave so much different than online, he was quite cute like this.
TG: He rolled his eyes, but still smiled. As soon as they got to John's, he went straight up to the bathroom, forgetting to lock the door behind him and starting himself a shower. He stripped, climbing in, letting the water wash over his bruised skin, closing his eyes and just relaxing. He had also forgotten to grab a towel. Great, right?
EB: John sighed as Dave was in the shower, going and getting a clean towel then knocking on the bathroom door. "Hey idiot you forgot to get a towel. It might just come in handy when you get out you know."
TG: ((Um, quick question. How do you feel about FtM!Dave?))
EB: ((I'm all good with it!))
TG: ((okay, awesome.))
TG: There was no response. Dave couldn't hear John over his own thoughts and the shower water. He ran a hand through his hair, watching as water tinted dark red with dried blood ran down the drain. He had a few scratches and bruises over his body, but nothing too extreme. Bruises were nothing to him. He got plenty when he played football.
EB: "Dave? Daaaaaaave? Okay I'm coming in to put this down, okay?" He gently pushed open the door and creeped in, hoping to just put the towel over the heater to keep it warm for Dave when he got out.
TG: Dave still didn't seem to notice John at all. He had a /very/ female body, surprisingly. Completely cleanly shaved, not that any body hair would've showed up much anyways. Dave was quite flat-chested,to the point that binding wasn't needed for him to pass as male. He had a flat, lightly toned stomach, but was rather scrawny actually, even with being in football and all.
EB: John only noticed how feminine Dave looked in a passing glance as he turned to leave the room. However it turned into a full blown stare, mouth hanging open and eyes wide. Not caring that he looked completely ridiculous. "D-dave... girly... what?"
TG: Okay, Dave heard him this time. His gaze snapped up to John and his cheeks went bright red and he froze, staying silent, not knowing what to say.
EB: "What even is this?" Was all John could really say. The first thought that went through his head was 'Dave is actually Davina."
TG: "..." Dave gulped, stepping back slightly, fear obvious in his eyes. "W-what are you doing in here?" He asked slowly, voice shaking more than he meant it to.
EB: "You... you forgot the towel so I was bringing it in for you and then- Can you please just tell me what's going on?"
TG: "Um- I- Well- Okay..." He turned the shower off, stepping out and grabbing the towel, wrapping around his body, blushing deeply still. "I'm transgender, John."
EB: "So you're a chick?" John clearly didn't truly understand the term.
EB: ((just going to say now, internet is jacking up so stay if i disconnect))
TG: "Yeah, kind of. Physically I'm female. Mentally I'm male." He gulped, looking down at his feet anxiously.
TG: ((okay))
EB: "Okay so you look like a girl, but you're a bpy... right." John stayed silent for a minute, processing things he'd just heard.
TG: "Kind of... I think saying that I'm a guy trapped in a girl's body would be easier for you to understand?"
EB: "Sort of. I know what you're trying to say it's just, you know, a big thing and stuff."
TG: "Yeah... I was planning on telling you, I swear." He really, honestly was. But he guessed this worked just as well.
EB: "Yeah... I mean I'm okay with it, really! This is fine! I wasn't expecting it that's all."
TG: "It's not something you'd really expect from anybody." He shrugged slightly, giving a slight, sheepish smile.
EB: "But if that's who you are then that's that, right. We're still best friends. Wait." He pointed to the bruises. "Is that why they beat you up?"
TG: "...Yeah... There's no anti-bullying policies when it comes to this shit... The teacher didn't even do anything when they saw what happened." He looked down again, a few bad memories flashing through his mind.
EB: "But you were being beaten up! It's sick how they would do nothing!"
TG: "It's fine, John. It's nothing that I can't handle on my own."
EB: "But they were hurting you!
EB: *"
TG: "I'm okay, John. I'll live. Really. It's nothing too bad." He took the towel off, using it to dry off his hair and body, before putting clean boxers and a clean shirt on. "Lets go watch movies or something."
EB: "Whatever you say, but if you ever need me just say because I'll always be here." He smiled, turning around in respect as he got dressed. "Let's! I've got a few so you can pick."
TG: "Do you have Moulin Rouge?" He asked curiously. Completely unironically, it was his favorite movie.
EB: "I believe I do. Is that what you want to watch?"
TG: "Definitely." He smiled again, brightly. "Come on." He grabbed his bag and dirty clothes, slipping out of the bedroom and wandering into John's bedroom.
EB: "Yeah!" John walked with him to his bedroom, scanning his DVD shelf and putting it in the player. "Time to enjoy, Dave."
TG: He climbed onto John's bed, sitting on the corner against the wall, legs pulled up to his chest.
EB: "Hey you don't have to sit all curled up like that, you can come and sit next to me if you want. I wont hurt you."
TG: "I like being curled up. Why don't you come sit by me and cuddle me?"
EB: "If you're okay with that I'm happy to oblige." John shuffled over to Dave in the corner and hugged him loosely.
TG: He leaned against John, nuzzling him lightly, sighing softly. "John?"
EB: "Yeah, Dave?" He smiled to himself as Dave nuzzled him.
TG: "...I kind of like you more than just a friend."
EB: "Like you want to be my boyfriend sort of like?"
TG: "...Y-yeah..." He couldn't help the happy feeling he got when John actually called him a boy.
EB: "Heh... That's cool." He mentally face-palmed himself at the ridiculousness of that comment. "Uh, I mean I like you too. In that more than friends kind of way."
TG: "s-so... you'll be my boyfriend...?" he asked timidly, cheeks burning bright red.
EB: "Of course I will. Consider me the best boyfriend ever."
TG: His face lit up. "Really?"
EB: "Really. You will be spoiled more than you could ever know. Promise."
TG: He grinned widely, leaning over and kissing John's cheek sloppily.
EB: John grinned and giggled. "Aaaaaaaaw Dave you're far too sweet!"
TG: "I tend to be sweet when I'm really happy." He pointed out, snuggling against John happily.
EB: "Well then I'll just have to keep you happy permanently. Which should be easy considering I'm the best boyfriend ever."
TG: Dave giggled, yes, giggled, shifting so he could lean up and press their lips together lightly.
EB: John kissed him back just as lightly, not wanting to push him too much.
TG: He pulled away slowly, smiling still. "Um... Love you, John."
EB: He smiled back just as softly. "I love you too, Dave."
TG: "i'm glad." he nuzzled john's neck.
EB: "I live to please you." John lightly kissed the top of Dave's head.
TG: "Hey, John?" He looked up at him shyly. "Um... Would you be my f-first...?"
EB: "First? First what?"
TG: "M-my um... my first... my /first/..." He blushed, looking away. "My first um... y-you know..."
EB: It clicks. "Ooooh. Well, of course if you want me to. But you'll have to tell me, can you get pregnant even if you're a dude?"
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TG: "N-no... I can't get pregnant... I had a cancer scare a couple years ago and they removed my ovaries..."
EB: "Oh.. I had no idea you'd gone through so much! My poor Dave." John hugged him a little tighter.
TG: He blushed a bit deeper, nuzzling against him. "I'm okay, John... Really... It's actually better now."
EB: "Still. But you're right. I'm here now and everything's going to be okay."
TG: "Yeah..." He closed his eyes, just relaxing against John. "Y-you know, we can... um... do that... whenever you want..."
EB: "I just want to make sure you're comfortable before we go anywhere like that with this. I would hate to feel like I was forcing you into this."
TG: "no, john... i want to... i'm ready whenever you are..." he could feel his cheeks burning again at this point.
EB: "Well if you're sure." John took Dave's chin between his finger and pulled him in for a kiss.
TG: He kissed back sweetly, almost nervously.
EB: John leaned into Dave, pushing him further back against the wall. "You're too adorable like this."
TG: "i'm not a-adorable..." he pouted, blushing lighlty.
TG: lightly*
EB: "Yes you are. And you can't deny it. But you are also undeniably sexy."
TG: "n- w-what....?" his cheeks were instantly bright red.
EB: "You heard me. You are undeniably sexy."

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Feb 5 '12

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meistergibmirrosen:

Why are the boots so damaged? Damn…

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Feb 5 '12

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rhayfalkcross:

ochtendgloren:

posting this before I strangle myself over everything aaaaa I dont know what to think of this any more i just want to move on to other things

PLEASE CLICK FOR A LARGER SIZE

My God.

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Feb 5 '12

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well, jesus christ, i’m alone again
so what did you do those three days you were dead?
‘cause this problem’s gonna last more than the weekend

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Feb 4 '12

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remmidemmi:

You’ll never become a hero, if you don’t eat your breakfast!

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Feb 4 '12

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moxel:

deviantart, i always loved you but sometimes i just don’t understand what you want from me.

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Feb 3 '12

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outrageousineptitude:

God tier Dave

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Feb 3 '12

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synnesai:

“youll always be my hero bro”

next jade

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Feb 2 '12

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syupon:

so gay marriages are legal in washington now ???? (⊙‿ ⊙✿)hmmmmmmmmmmmmm

AW YEAH

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Feb 2 '12

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idonotdrinktea:

Transgender Pride Flag

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Feb 1 '12

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derperistical:

TG: i mean dude its like he doesnt even notice and god i could just

TG: fuck never mind i need more apple juice

TG: what about you bro

TT: I’m afraid my case is just about as hapless as yours.

TT: We’re apparently bound to fall for the dorky, buck-toothed best brofriend who will never reciprocate.

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